Sunday, 24 August 2014

Two giraffes

Two giraffes were in a race; it was neck and neck.

Defenseless animal

I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

Credit card

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Endangered animal

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Nuts & bolts

Another way to have fun is to bring nuts & bolts with you and then show them to the person sitting next to you once the ride has begun.

An ambition

An ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?